Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, eye rolls from overly sensitive people, and complete strangers saying, "I need that shirt."

If you've ever found yourself surrounded by people who make you question humanity, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking—so you don't have to. Featuring Wilbur, our legendary smart-ass biker hog, this design is perfect for riders who prefer throttle over pointless arguments.

Every 3WD Apparel shirt comes with our exclusive Guardian Bell printed on the right sleeve as a symbol of protection and good luck for every rider.

Why You'll Love It

🐷 Exclusive 3WD Apparel Wilbur original design
🏍️ Perfect for motorcycle riders, rallies, poker runs, and weekend cruises
👕 Premium heavyweight cotton for lasting comfort
Printed in the USA
🎁 A hilarious gift for bikers, dads, husbands, wives, coworkers, and anyone whose sarcasm level is permanently set to "expert."

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat