3 Of A Kind Beats A Pair
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Made to order in the USA
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
3 Of A Kind Beats A Pair
$34.99
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Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include friendly arguments at every gas stop, two-wheelers suddenly getting very quiet, and explaining the joke exactly once.
Two wheels is a decent hand. Three is a better one.
On the back of the 3 Of A Kind Beats A Pair Tee: a distressed vintage scene in sepia and bone — three playing cards fanned out behind a full-dress touring trike, the three of spades, hearts and diamonds, with more cards scattered across the road underneath and the words 3 OF A KIND above, BEATS A PAIR below. A card joke only a trike rider gets to make.
Why You’ll Love It
🏍️ Perfect for: trike riders who've heard every two-wheel joke and have a better one.
🔔 Official 3WD Apparel Guardian Bell printed on the left chest. The front is quiet, but all the attitude is on the back.
🦅 Printed & shipped in the USA.
🎁 Great gift for trike riders, poker night regulars and anybody who upgraded to three.
👕 Classic unisex fit, S–5XL — heavyweight cotton, built to get worn out.
🔥 Worn-in vintage print — sepia and bone on dark cotton, distressed on purpose.
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
Life’s too short for boring shirts. Wear the attitude. → Grab yours and ride on.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
