Old Bikers Never Die They Just Get Trikes - Tall
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
Old Bikers Never Die They Just Get Trikes - Tall
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Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include waving at every trike you pass, taking the scenic route home, and explaining (again) that yes, it's still a motorcycle.
Now in Tall sizes — because getting older doesn't mean you stopped growing into your gear.
Every rider eventually hears it: "You still riding that thing?" This shirt answers for you: OLD BIKERS NEVER DIE. THEY JUST GET TRIKES. Vintage-style touring trike, rugged distressed artwork, and a line that gets a laugh at every gas stop, bike night and rally. Made for riders who know age doesn't end the ride. It just changes it.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for trike riders and anyone who traded two wheels for three without giving up the road
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the left chest, for good luck and protection
🦅 Printed & shipped in the USA
👕 Tall fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes LT to 4XLT for riders who need extra length in the body and sleeves. The front is quiet, but all the attitude is on the back
🎁 The easy gift for the dad, grandpa, husband or riding buddy who's impossible to shop for
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Ride safe... and stay just the right amount of cranky.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
