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Made to order in the USA
Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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365-Day Quality Guarantee
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
Therapy Is Expensive Wind Is Free - Bagger
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include disappearing for a few hours, taking the long way home, and coming back in a much better mood than when you left.
The same line our women riders turned into a best seller, redrawn for the guys with a lone rider on a red bagger, right across the back.
Some men pay to talk it out. We just fill the tank.
The back says it plain: THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE. WIND IS FREE. In between, a lone rider leans into a mountain highway on a candy-apple-red bagger, pines on both sides and nothing but road ahead. Rugged, distressed artwork for the guy who knows exactly where he does his best thinking.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for bagger and touring riders who'd rather clear their head at 60 mph than on somebody's couch
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the left chest, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes S to 5XL. The front is quiet, but all the attitude is on the back
🎁 An easy gift for the husband, dad or riding buddy who gets grumpy when the bike's in the shop
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Skip the couch. Start the bike. Chase some wind.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.