You Don't Need A Koozie You Just Need To Drink Faster
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
You Don't Need A Koozie You Just Need To Drink Faster
$34.99
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include empty cans, zero warm drinks, and a spouse who never asks you for advice again.
Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur were sitting on the beach on a hot day. Mrs. Wilbur took a sip of her hard lemonade, found it warm, and said she needed a koozie. Wilbur didn't miss a beat.
Problem solved. You're welcome.
The front delivers Wilbur's advice word for word: YOU DON'T NEED A KOOZIE. YOU JUST NEED TO DRINK FASTER. In the middle, Wilbur grins with a can in hand that reads "Cold Beer, No Excuses," 3WD patch on his sleeve and orange lightning bolts behind him. Bold orange and cream lettering made for beach days, tailgates and bike rallies.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for beach days, tailgates, cookouts and bike rallies, and anyone whose drink never gets the chance to get warm
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the right sleeve, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes S to 5XL
🎁 An easy gift for the husband, dad or riding buddy who always has the answer, even when you didn't ask
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Skip the koozie. Pick up the pace.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
