Mimi's Bike Night
$34.99
Warning: Memaw Rides Faster Than She Bakes
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Made to order in the USA
Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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365-Day Quality Guarantee
Print or shirt defect? Free replacement, no return needed
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
Warning: Memaw Rides Faster Than She Bakes
$34.99
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Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include burnt cookies, grandkids who want the long way home, and the neighbors hearing her leave.
She'll get there first. The cookies are on their own.
On the back of the Rides Faster Than She Bakes Tee: a bright yellow diamond road sign reading WARNING: MEMAW RIDES FASTER THAN SHE BAKES, with a cartoon grandma in goggles leaned over a red motorcycle and little hearts thrown in for good measure. The front keeps it quiet with a small hand-drawn heart on the chest. Warm, funny and just accurate enough to be a problem.
Why You’ll Love It
🏍️ Perfect for: the grandma who'd rather be in the wind than in the kitchen.
🔔 Official 3WD Apparel Guardian Bell printed on the right sleeve.
🦅 Printed & shipped in the USA.
🎁 Great gift for grandmas, nanas, mimis and memaws.
👕 Classic unisex fit, S–5XL — runs roomy, so size down if you like it closer.
🔥 Full-color back print — bright enough to read from the next parking spot.
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
Life’s too short for boring shirts. Wear the attitude. → Grab yours and ride on.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
