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Made to order in the USA
Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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365-Day Quality Guarantee
Print or shirt defect? Free replacement, no return needed
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
It's Not A Trike!
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include correcting strangers at gas pumps, pointing at the two wheels up front, and giving the same explanation four times a day.
For riders who got tired of explaining it and decided to wear the answer instead. It's printed big across the back, so nobody has to ask.
Two wheels up front. One in the back. And no, it's not a trike.
The back says it loud: IT'S NOT A TRIKE! Below it, a rider cruises a bright yellow reverse trike along a coastal highway at sunset, with palm trees on the shoulder and the ocean glowing orange. Distressed vintage art that answers the question before anyone asks it.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for reverse trike riders who've had the "so, is that a trike?" conversation one too many times
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the left chest, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes S to 5XL. The front is quiet, but all the attitude is on the back
🎁 An easy gift for the husband, dad or riding buddy who loves his three wheels and hates the question
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Two up front. One in back. It's not a trike.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.