Emotional Support Motorcycle
$34.99
Life Behind Bars
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Made to order in the USA
Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
Life Behind Bars
$34.99
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Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include disappearing for a few hours, burning through a full tank, and bragging about all the time you've done behind bars.
The only life sentence worth serving, and every rider who reads it gets the joke in about two seconds.
Some people see bars and think prison. Riders see handlebars and think freedom.
Across the back, LIFE BEHIND BARS runs in rugged distressed lettering, with a motorcycle staring straight at you from behind a heavy iron gate. Old-school biker art with a jailhouse twist for riders who'd happily serve their whole sentence on two wheels.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for old-school bikers who'd rather do time behind handlebars than anywhere else
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the left chest, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes S to 5XL. The front is quiet, but all the attitude is on the back
🎁 An easy gift for the husband, dad or riding buddy who's a repeat offender on the back roads
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Life behind bars. No parole necessary.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
