Therapy Is Expensive Wind Is Free
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Made to order in the USA
Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
Therapy Is Expensive Wind Is Free
$34.99
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Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include taking the long way home, smiling inside your helmet, and convincing yourself "one more ride" is always a good idea.
One of our best sellers for women who ride. It says what every rider already knows, right on the front, and gets a laugh at every bike night.
Some people talk it out. We ride it out.
The design says it loud and clear: THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE. WIND IS FREE. It's for riders who know the best stress relief comes with two wheels, an open road and no destination in mind.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for women who ride, and the ones on the back who love it just as much
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the right sleeve, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton. Black and Navy come in sizes S to 5XL, Charcoal in S to 3XL and Military Green in S to 2XL. It runs roomy, so ladies may want to size down for a fitted look
🎁 An easy gift for your riding buddy, wife, mom, or anyone whose therapy comes with handlebars
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Skip the couch. Take the long way home.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
