I Can Fix Stupid But It's Gonna Hurt
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
I Can Fix Stupid But It's Gonna Hurt
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include flashbacks to your dad standing over your shoulder, grabbing the wrench before anyone asks, and hearing "you're doing it wrong" every time you pick up a tool.
Wilbur heard this line from his dad growing up, every time his dad figured he wasn't doing it right. Now Wilbur's the one saying it, and it's on a shirt.
Some lessons come from a book. The ones that stick come with a wrench.
The front reads I CAN FIX STUPID. BUT IT'S GONNA HURT. Right in the middle stands Wilbur himself, our tattooed, leather-vested biker hog, arms crossed with a wrench in hand and a look that says he's already watched you do it wrong twice. A pair of crossed wrenches finishes it off.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for bikers, mechanics and garage dads who've said some version of this to their own kids
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the right sleeve, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes S to 5XL
🎁 A Father's Day or birthday gift for the dad who taught you everything the hard way
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Hand over the wrench. Wilbur's got this.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
