I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Motorcycle
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Motorcycle
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Estimated delivery: 7-10 business days – this includes production and shipping time.
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include revving in your sleep, planning tomorrow's ride at 2 a.m., and your wife finally understanding what all that noise was.
The perfect alibi for every rider who's been elbowed awake at night. It's printed big across the back, so she can read it from her side of the bed.
That's not snoring. That's horsepower.
The back reads I DON'T SNORE. I DREAM I'M A MOTORCYCLE. Tucked inside a dream cloud, a classic cruiser sits under a blazing sunset over the mountains, the kind of dream worth sleeping in for. Distressed vintage artwork for the rider whose engine never really shuts off.
Why You'll Love It
🏍️ Made for riders who dream in horsepower, and the spouses who've heard every rev
🔔 Official Guardian Bell on the left chest, for good luck and protection
Printed and shipped in the USA
👕 Classic unisex fit in soft, sturdy heavy cotton, sizes S to 5XL. The front is quiet, but all the attitude is on the back
🎁 An easy gift for the husband, dad or grandpa who swears he doesn't snore
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
👉 Sleep tight. Ride tomorrow.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.
