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Made to order in the USA
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Official Guardian Bell on every shirt
On the left chest or sleeve, for good luck and protection
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Designed By Riders for Riders
Inspired by bike nights, poker runs and riding the back roads
I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Motorcycle - Long Sleeve
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⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include revving in your sleep, planning tomorrow's ride at 2 a.m., and your wife finally understanding what all that noise was.
That's not snoring. That's horsepower.
The I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Motorcycle Long Sleeve Tee reads I DON'T SNORE. I DREAM I'M A MOTORCYCLE. Tucked inside a dream cloud, a classic cruiser sits under a blazing sunset over the mountains, the kind of dream worth sleeping in for. Distressed vintage artwork for the rider whose engine never really shuts off.
Why You’ll Love It
🏍️ Perfect for: riders who dream in horsepower, and the spouses who've heard every rev.
🔔 Official 3WD Apparel Guardian Bell printed on the left chest.
🦅 Printed & shipped in the USA.
🎁 Great gift for the husband, dad or grandpa who swears he doesn't snore.
👕 Classic unisex fit, S–5XL — long sleeves and ribbed cuffs for cooler rides. It runs big, so size down for a closer fit.
🔥 Distressed vintage artwork with a sunset worth waking up for.
✅ Backed by our 365-Day Quality Guarantee
Sleep tight. Ride tomorrow. → Grab yours and ride on.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not iron or dry clean.